Liu Jing's Flowchart of Decision Making to chase a girl!
its really good to have a saved draft-blog. i can just whip the material out to entertain you guys and save time in times like these. be entertained while i go study (:
ladies, and gentlemen, i got really, really, bored and so now i present to you!
Liu Jing's Flowchart of Decision Making to chase a girl! (or could be used for the opposite sex, you just need to alter the words here and there, but it could be done )
I think im not gonna post the flow chart because the power point slide one lacks details (bcuz its really troublesome to do it on power point) and also, my draw sucks.
but whether or not to WOO a guy/girl. Really lies in these few questions really.
-disclaimer- i'm no love guru, im just bored and sharing my thoughts about making the right choice in life.
1)st of all - Is he Or she ATTACHED? yes? no? frankly this thing really didn't matter to me a few months back. But come to think of it, it really does. If he/she is attached. Is she happy? now this is really important because if he/she is, you DON'T, i repeat you DO NOT want to break them up. because karma will fuck you inside out and upside down. But nevertheless, if the boy/girlfriend is treating her really badly. feel free to make him/her feel miserable and woo his/her boy/girl.
so after reading that, and you have not said no. Continue reading. If not, jump directly to DO NOT GO AFTER HIM/HER.
2)nly, is he/she attractive to you? face it guys, this is reality. looks does matter. But no, he/she don't got to look like prince charming or Megan fox, but they have got to be acceptable and pleasing to your eyes. (note you're gonna be staring at them for at least twice a week) so make a good decision! It doesn't necessarily got to be looks, singing, dancing or weird talents like scratching their face with their feet can all be taken into consideration!
3) Now that you have found mr/mrs hotty hot hotty, Ask yourself this. Now this is the most vital of the questions...
are you ready?
ARE YOU SURE?
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SURE ABOUT THIS?
okay heres the question... ( GOT YOU THERE DIDNT I? HAHAHA ) do you love her? is there chemistry? can you relate? (i know i said the question, but theres actually 3. i'm sorry for lying, but that's just life )
because it really just ain't right to like someone for just the superficial reasons, sure megan fox can be hot, but you might just end up quarreling about where to put your couple tattoos, on the ass? on the toes? on your nostril?
with that, i leave you guys to think, to ponder, about where the hell to get your tattoos.
Random Rant. Tuesday, October 20, 2009
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