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new year not to do resolutions

2008 has been a very short year. it just flew past like that. PEW PEW gone. i think i have achieved alot this year. made a lot of friends. met a lot of new people. i also understand things better now. although i must say. being naive is fun and all. but growing up has been very meaningful. i see the light!!


idk why. but i really like to be different. don't like to be the same as others. so im doing a not to do new year resolution instead.

# one - don't stop dancing even when o levels is here. i must be able to juggle both (:

number 2 - don't make anyone worry about me anymore. be it friends loved ones or family. eh wait. family is under loved ones. damnit... so it shall be, be it friends or loved ones. i'm a grown boy. don't need to worry about me anymore ESPECIALLY MY SISTER. I WILL GROW UP OKAY (: i know you'll be reading this.

no. three - don't do TOO many stupid things.

第 four - don't get anything more than 9 points for o level. i know. all i do is talk. i have not started on this point. and i have been saying it for quite some time. but 2009 shall be my last year in ngee ann. and i really work my ass off.

number 五 - lastly. say yes more. i used to find alot of excuses when ppl ask me out. but i think i did a good job in 2008. and i shall do better in 2009. but i should go only if i want to (:

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

forever on the dance floor

dance practice today... brought my own umbrella for the first time! and also brought one for esther. but it broke before we even started practicing thanks to the noob juniors. anyhow play play play. see la.

think miss jane's having pms these few days. scold scold scold scold scold.. but i dunno la. maybe cause we don't got a lot of time. and we should be perfecting such a simple choreography. although its kind of gay. i shall make it as man as possible for me >_< roar.

miss jane was late today anway. so Esther tried teaching me some jive. i screwed up. CMI.. my legs are.. oval -.- too far apart. looks damn weird. AHWELL. its ok . i will still love latin ballroom! because they are HAWT!

holiday's ending. can't stop thinking about the big O... no not orgasm you D.O.Ms(dirty old man) O levels lah. gotta buck up! L1R4 9 pointer here i come!! ONWARD

2008 is really coming to an end soon. taking a look back.. i think i've changed a whole lot. physically, mentally, emotionally, personality, hairy, barely, fairly... i think im drifting off topic.. ERM.. i changed a lot. but there are somethings i want to change more. so i should write them down to remind myself.


For 2009
-more handsome
-more cute
-bigger eyes

hmm.. i think i have to seek a surgeon...

okok.. something more realistic..
FOR 2009
-i want blue eyes
-double joints
-dimple on my right cheek

wtf still need surgeon.

COME ON LIU JING SERIOUS SERIOUS. SET SOME GOALLSSS
ok FOR 2009.
-i will write a new a year resolution on my blog.

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Monday, December 29, 2008

ang mor home work gao dimzz

one done. next stop PoA! have gotta finish at least this homework! tsktsk.

anyway. went to cycle today. the bastard behind me wouldn't peddle. i feel so bullied. someone sympathise me now. anyway i think im damn pro, i managed to cycle free hand for 2-3 seconds on a double bike. absolute dopeness.

and HOLY SHIT I SAW A SHOOTING STAR AT NIGHT. OMFG OMFG. im serious. so i made a wish. i swear it was AWESOME. the sight of it. it was only one. it was quick. just swifted across. no more. damn. i hope my wishes do come true. cause i really want them to now!

ohoh then there was also this funny pair of Philippino girls who seemed like their gonna walk pass us. suddenly came up and started playing the guitar and singing some random crap in whatever language that i don't understand or i just didn't seem to pay attention to. then asked us to donate to help Filipino kids. but we did though. and its not worth bhbing. because its a good deed. and we should be humble about it. :D

also it feels good to have a sand-free ass! my gawd
ps. random fact. i feel that neyo's songs get better after each time you listen to them!

i've never seen myself smiling like this before.

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Sunday, December 28, 2008

malaysia!

went shopping using 2.38x sgd today with my family. so good la. the dvds there are SOOOO CHEAPPP. i love driving up there and going OMG SO CHEAPP at their stuffs. although you don't always find what you want. but i think the stuffs there are comparable with bugis street. cept for the pricing :D

sadly i won't be visiting during cny. so i guess i shall wear them already! MWAHAHA. tsk. shall wait till new near. at least. maybe they give new luck :D

shall let the pictures do the talking now.



i love this picture.. cause my eyes are larger than my sister!

did i mention i went to remove my mole?

this is the process of removing it. and these are my last pictures with my mole. being expanded by the medcine.. @_@

hehs. thought i looked cool. so i snapped a few shots at the changing room

not bad right? ehe :O
err.. random photo from wednesday. just posted, because whats liu jing without small eyes huh?


AND ALSO... i saw this and loved it.MOST part of it is true. but it doesnt mean i agree with all of it
60 things gurls don't know about guys
Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)
--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.


--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.


--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.


--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.


--Guys get jealous easily.


--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.


--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.


--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.


--Girls are guys' weaknesses.


--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. --A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key

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--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. --Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. --Try to be as straightforward as possible

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--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.


--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.


-Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.


--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.


--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.


--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.


--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...


--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..


--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...


--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.


--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.


the rest of the thing is just stupid stuff asking you to repost this nonsense. hehs.

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Friday, December 26, 2008

i hate this part right here!!

christmas is here. NS MEN ARE OUT! l0l. so i met my cousin together with Syafiq to do the usual... LANSHOP AHHH.. no wait before that we ate our favoruite tepanyaki. god damnit they should start selling their sauce already lahhh. i'll be their first customer. and i'll buy at least 10 bottles of it!!! MY GAWD ITS DAMN NICE. I CAN JUST EAT RICH WITH THAT SAUCEEE z0mg.. and also we bought couple slippers from ntuc. their only 9 bucks and their lime green and uber comfortable!


then i came home and sent daphne this perfect smiley christmas tree. Zomg. so nice. she says it slunted.. i kinda think so too now that i took a 2nd look at it... but it took me 3 tries to get it like that lah!! WL. dunwant try alr.. its perfect! its perfect! because what is perfect is just what your expectations limits you. so if you have high standards. thou shall forever be an imperfect perfectionist-ist-ist.

*update-edit*
ps. i want to bitch about the stupid nyonya show. damnit la. make the nyonya restaurent full. then bo bian have to eat at some ulu ulu place at joo chiat. nb. story line also not very good. she can run home to vietnam(or was it indonesia?) but take so damn long for the guy to drive to singapore. wtf man . stupid show. make my lunch kenna sai. YOU WILL PAY LA!


one step at a time.

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Thursday, December 25, 2008


merry christmas bloggy. and readers. and everyone i know. and everyone i don't know too. everyone i hate. and everyone i love. merry christmas.

went to watch bolt today. last minute tio pangseh by xh. dunno what happened to the people daphne jio. but in the end become the 2 of us pa tor lor. rofl.

it was a 3D show ! watch until @_@ . but the 3D glasses are so smelly. damnit. must be those smelly ppl wear before one la. then they never watch. TMD. and there wasnt even alot of 3D effects. wa piang. then like if dun wear the smelly glasses everything's blurry la. nb

oh and also went to the arcade! then finally got to try the jubeat thingy! the one with 16 buttons one. then they play music. damn fun lah. but i swear whatever you do to the game you won't look cool at all. unlike ddr/parapara. haha. and i also recognise some of the japanese songs! damn cool. they also have kiss kiss by chris brown! love that machine haha. and also if you're pro you can play the game from all 3 angels. wahahaha

anyway had fun today i guess.. tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.....

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chalet

damn .. supposed to sleep when i get back from dance. i was dead tired i could fall asleep given 10seconds alone with my eyes closed..

erm.. the r5 clique's chalet was great. both nights the guys stayed back and had man to man to man to man to man to man * continues for about 8-12 times * talk. it was rather hearty. sharing our.. dirty little thoughts ROFL :X and now im looking at a few people with totally new point of views.

overall. it was okay. but i think the days just end too quickly. we had mad amount of things to do. but just din't had the time to complete them. also shared some stuffs with Daphne(i almost spelt it as daphene again), and shes not always that person who goes around slapping ppl's faces. ouch. :O

Also understood some things and some people better. and things really aren't aways what they seem.

sad thing is. im broke. i mean i still have money.. but just kinda overspent what i had in mind. whatever. the holiday's ending ! but xmas is coming! but cny is coming too! and also a very important date! ROARHORHOR. ironically, i don't celebrate christmas. but its not amusing i guess since im not a christian and stuff. but it does seem kind of fun.. everyone xchanging gifts and all that.
i don't know why i seek help from god sometimes and sometimes i can't seem to make myself believe that his there. but he does give comfort sometimes when im alone.

also heres my theory on prayers. do you guys notice how most religions pray?


yes thats right. by placing our hands together. holding hands gives sense of comfort. reassurance and love. when you pray. you hold your own hands. its like an imaginary partner. and when you speak to your god, your pour out your feelings. maybe thats why people feel better after they pray loads and loads.

maybe thats how i feel. but thats just my theory. and i don't think im the first one who has thought about this. do enlighten me if you do have different views..



friends are important. if you still wish to talk to remain friends with them/him/her then go talk to her! don't let things go just because of a stupid quarrel. there may be lots of misunderstanding. to all the people who are having a hard time with their friends. CHECK yOUR CALENDER FOR THANKSGIVING and start apologising!! and start getting forgiven!

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

envious

somebody or something fascinate me please

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Friday, December 19, 2008

sweetttt.

went to darren's house today. did some homework. wasn't very progressive but at least we did like 9 questions(we skipped 3) in like 5 hours. and also we did 3 very good "photoshop" edits on me and xh's faces. first we tried putting us tgt. you know? the angel and devil thing? i was obviously the angel . and xh was the mutant of some kind. just kidding. but xh sucks in dota though. and theres only like 2 ppl who actually knows this url up till now. and. haha XH READ THIS :D

anyway we then moved on to a competition. we had 5 mins each to edit each other. and we came up with master pieces. i was drawn a clown with a dog tag and uncountable frackles on my faces. and xh was the vampire with blue hair extensions and a gay pink earring.

anyway was talking to some friend online today. and he was telling me how much he misses his dear girl. and the sweetest thing his girl did was writting to him 6 letters for the 6 days that she'll be overseas. really sweet. i want that. or just half of that. i don't ask for much.. sigh. i'm wishing girls who just wants to have a fling to stay out of my life. come on. i play the piano! i dance!! omggg and im gay. just kidding(or am i?) ...
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sigh. think couples who started out as friends are the sweetest of couples.
and also i'd like to wish the couple i mentioned above "bai tou xie lao" my pin yin is really good! but i don't know which chinese characters they are. if i try. they'll probably be.. 白头偕老... ok.. thats cheating i typed in the pin yin they gave me this. but what i had in mind was. 白头鞋老。 im dead serious. if i hadnt know it was the other shoe.. dang.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

girls... $#4!@!

just shifted. don't want to be linked. just a private place for my private thoughts

First of all. i really wish i hadn't got myself into so much of this BGR shit. yeah sure everyone thought that it would be fun. to have a companion. would be great to have someone by your side. but the truth is. their not always there for you. and that really isn't want i'm looking for.

maybe im looking for too much for a 15 year old boy. yes everyone says don't be tied down by them . there are lots to come. you're tall. you're this you're that.

but i just want to lead a normal life. maybe i never should have started. girls should never had enterered my computer filled life... gunbound, maplestory, dota, counter strike. i had fun then. with my pals. laughing bout anything to everything. Yes the opposite gender may give you some things your buddy can't. all the imtimacy. but won't you get bored of all that?

if it was your first time. it'll be wow. and woah. im entertaing a whole new world. new adventures new excitment. but now. whenever you have to start over. especially when their the same type? all the super-obvious-hints. you know their book too well. and like you really just don't want to give a damn about what their doing. you know what i mean.. the "im cold trick" the "you know i saw this thing at the shop" i would love to get it for you if i at least know you better. i still have to support myself.


they say love is hard work. but its the best thing you'll ever work for. yes but no one wants to work without conditions right? no pay? no food? thats why people invented contracts right? how long this would last if you work for us. this and that. and if you get fired. we give you money. why can't it be like that for love?

well thats just my metaphor on love. some may tell me. people can actually give a girl all their heart and don't expect anything... well they expect them to be happy. whatever it is. as long as their happy.

this is my first and lousy-flowing post of this blog. hope i can improve on using metaphors. because love and work? is just lmaomgroflol

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Sunday, December 14, 2008