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damn its not cool to wake up to see your temperature at 38.9. i thought i was gonna recover the night before. it was 37.2 already!! oh em gee.

anyway i went to the doctors ytd. he said i would recover by today, but i guess he was wrong. oh damn. But my experience at the clinic was scary shit. People there were coughing so bad i swore there was blood! if i didn't have the mask, i think if it wasn't h1n1 i got, i would have caught it anyway.

they should make everyone wear this mask instead

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Friday, July 31, 2009

Night Study

went night study on monday, it sucks. not gonna go there anymore. only went there on monday because MOMMY was chosen to help. so i had to go there and support her!! :D:D

ohoh then after that, my parents took me and teh haos to eat BCM (bak chor mee). which one? the famous one of cuz. actually its beside the original one. but i think they are both equally good. anyway you know at those kopitiams there are those beggars selling 3 packets of tissue at 1 dollars?

Wei Hao this MAGNANIMOUS friend of mine bought 3 packets of tissue from this guy who has a obviously fake crooked mouth, wthheck, anyway, wei hao paid 2 dollars, the guy PURPOSELY dig so frigging long for the change, wh decided to be even more generous thats when he said nvm and keep the change. The guy didn't even had the decency to said thank you? what a son of a buck.

anyway now wei hao owns one of the more expensive tissues on earth, 2 dollars for 3 packets. each SLICE of paper costs him 6 cents. ouch. ./ helps him pierce his heart with a toothpick.


oh oh and im gonna chiong study from now on. i gotta stop slacking. Gonna go TP! and TAKE BS (business studies) OR AVSM (aviation something management )

thats all for now. peace out.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

tiertiary system sucks

I've long expecting myself to say this again.

The Tertiary System SUCKS!

so much for studying for ourselves. Its all bullshit. that's right, you heard me. ALL BULLSHIT

Apparently the school doesn't know that students are very sociable and we communicate with each other. So we already knew that there were speeches from JCs and POLY today.

However, SOMEONE from on top gave orders not to tell the first 3 classes that there was a poly talk. Something about not wanting us to have any thoughts about going poly because we are supposed to AIM LOWER. (Lower the l1R5 the better) And the irony is, they want us to make an informed decision. How inform can we get if we do not hear things from both sides?

oh and a quote from a certain person that this certain JC principal couldn't make it, and he wants to see us personally so he didn't send any VP to talk to us.

BULLSHIT. you want the truth? they FORGOT, and some teachers were angry at them. Unfortunately, we are not in fairy tale, my sources told me that , This certain JC would rather have people from Sch with PSLE aggregates of 245 +++ . The only reason they would talk to us would probably be the 40 special streamed people.

So will the tietiary system stop trying to brain wash us. Unfortunately, am i the only one who sees all this? if you agree with me, share with the world what i said.

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Bangs and Microphones

came home at 2am today. and i still managed to use the computer till 3am. such a geek.

ytd went to support Jun's performance. it was at this cheena place with cheena stuff. and vegaterian fishes. damnit i got scammed. but it was fun, because tian hoe started this thing that we should all mimic what the host does, why would we want to do that some may ask. well, cause we thought he was extra coming out halfway thru someone elses performance and trying to liven up the crowd. AND WE DID! WE GO SO DAMN HIGH. imagine 14 guys in one section of the crowd cheering ONLY when that dude comes out. and not cheering for the performance! A few of us were skeptical at first. But we released our inibitions later on cuz we got frigging bored. And turns out, they actually liked us! cuz we made other ppl hyper. Tian Hoe's awesome. we are awesome.


Also there was this bangs girl whom Jun INSISTS not to introduce to me. shes so mean. Other than being pretty, she has a voice of an angel. its like buy 1 get 1 free.

anyway, after the concert, the initial plan was to go to bedok 85 to eat. but this one want to go home that one also decided to go home. Me and the Usual Haos went to central and just chatted around and semi-inibriated and we used each other's phone to send the same random crap to people just because we were high. Too bad they didn't reply earlier. or our night would have been more fun. I don't blame them though. it was 1am...

everything starts with a dream.





im sure everyone knows about how hard flight of the bumble bee is to play. and how much harder it would be to play it on a flute. and also HOW MUCH MORE HARD IT IS TO PLAY WITH WHILE BEATBOXING@!@!
check this out.

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Saturday, July 18, 2009


Everybody has their first times in all sorts of things... sex, blowjob,bungee jump, roller coaster ride, first swimming lessons, first time riding a bike..

i had my firs time today, first time i handed in my PoA homework. how did it felt? almost as good as a certain one of the above things i mentioned :O

kay so anyway. it felt rewarding. and it made me want to do even more homework. how great is that!

many things happened these few weeks. and they were mostly weird. i had a dream of this girl, and i can't stop thinking about it. Wl eh why her. and i also remember me saying something along that line to her before. why her? NO it wasn't sex. or anything near explicit, at least not to me. but UGH. I used to think that dreams are made up by our subconcious and sends sublimal messages to us. Now i think they are there just to mind fuck us.

also. let me introduce you guys to my battle scar! Some dood came charging at me with a razor knife and only managed to slash my arms. Then i use my super kung fu powers and he ended up in the hostpital!
did i exaggerate that? a little bit. i climbed over a fence and recieved this

Incase you can't see clearly. this is what it says.
If you see this, means you like Jasmine Mah... If you don't paste back, you like Eunice chua.. -Heheh...-
First of all.. Jasmine mah and Eunice Chua are my primary school classmates.
secondly. This was written 4 years ago.
finally. i only just saw this. and i don't know who the hell wrote it

my suspects? the either the dood who sat next to me. or my dog.

This mystery shall remain unsolved for many years to come.
your pulchritudinous-self-proclaiming-detective-of-the-year
jing.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

same names.

Been having trouble with names lately.

yesterday. bryan from tuition rmbed me and i couldnt rmb him. i felt damn bad.
today, while going home. this guy who was frigging handsome looked damn familiar. and he said hi to me first. then i pretended that i know him and asked "Hey! what you doing here?" i forgot his name =.=
then on the bus later on, i see Emerlyn. i couldnt rmb her name. all i recalled was. that there was the letter "m" involved. screw it.

this isn't the only problem with names i had. NAMES THAT SOUND ALIKE. Just during our 2nd break in school today. marcus was calling out to the badminton Eric. and Eric joshua turned around. haha scammed. then we started whinning like little girls about how same names/names that sound the same can get uber annoying.

just now. at tuition. it happened to me. the girl's name was li jing. WTF LA another one. This one is a challenge man. its like the tuition teacher was messin with me man. i swear the Amaths problems were not the most challenging thing for me to do there.

Him : Li Jing you okay?
me : yeah *SHIT*
people in class *LOLMAO*
Him like 10 mins later : Liu jing you follow?
I hesistated to answer : ' yeah '


PLUS the names EUGENE, OOH JING, LI JING, LIU JING. SOUND THE SAME WHEN MALAY TEACHERS PRONOUNCE THEM.

okay i know its not entirely your fault that you can't pronounce our names properly i forgive you! but its not that! you people tend to speak so softly on the first part of our names because you're afraid of reading it wrongly. and you assume that GENE/JING is easier to pronounce. end up you're just calling everyone *beep* jing. *beep*gene. which sounds practically the same if you read it aloud.

i know the first part of malay boys name are not as important cuz they're usually the same. but HEY different race. different culture. please understand we do not have mhm bin SOMETHING infront of our names. so put in the little extra effort to make racial harmony possible ^__^

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

pianoob

im gonna fail im gonna fail im gonna fail.

i want to pass. i want to pass. i want to pass.

dang if i don't pass this exam i would be still a pathetic certified grade 3. but dangit i screwed up my best piece. HOW? HOW? HOW? ./gg. i hope the good lucks i got were enough to help me pass!


i think soccer is becoming monotonous. Maybe it was the rain. heck.

明天有华文口实测验。 所以我想用华文来写我的电脑笔记!

我希望明天的老师会觉得我非常的率,然后给我很高的分数!

对不起那些不读华文字的人。 我不会再用华文来写笔记了。 晚安。

oh god that was horribly done.

to those won't don't understand chinese.
i said something about me being handsome, and how this girl stripped infront of me and asked me for 5 bucks. somewhere along that line. i don't quite understand what i typed either.

good nights

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

teachers hate me

School officially sucks even more. Its not fun even when you're whispering you get stared down by the teachers as if their eyeballs could hold an ak-47.

Its like every single were given a mission and i'm the target. Why do i say this? because of the following events that happened.

Xh talks to me. Mdm Muniera scolds me.
I handed in my physics homework before the holidays. Mr baka could not find it
Mdm Azean harasses me to do my homework. Insists that i buy a new textbook. and threatens to call my parents
Miss Low, insists that i get a 3rd textbook (cuz i lost two)
Mrs Liu, Denies that we are blood-related. Reminds me that i have a future. And is very confident that i'll only get a B for POA if i continue like this.


Only teachers who has not nagged at me are mr wong, mrs pong and miss gan.
Mr wong its because he is our PE teacher. and we only see him once a month out of the 4 lessons.
Mrs pong no longer give homework. Emaths is just revision from now on.
Miss gan.. its only a matter of time.


enough about studies. The Tertiary education in Singapore is fucked up. If anything should be done its to split people up by their IQ instead of how hardworking they are. But that would be unfair some may say. But if i'm not wrong, IQ does increase when you get older. Just not by alot. And it is also inheritary.

but i have to admit. over the week. i have gained a lot more interest in the English language and chemistry (only cause of tuition).

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Saturday, July 4, 2009

tuition

today we had many failed attempts to be funny at tuition.


me: Whats the broken pot for?
Shaun: Its there to crack because its a cracking reaction.
me:wtf.


again.

Me:whats her name?
Shaun: which one?
Me: that one! *points* i forgot
Shaun: You ask her la?
Me: how i call her?
*stares at shaun*


new conversation.

Shaun:Lloyd, how to spell your name?
Lloyd: google it, it will correct you
Me: its so easy. its the past tense of laugh out loud! L-o-l-e-d DUH.
*Shaun and Lloyd Stares at me*
Lloyd: just google it.
Me: its HAHAHA-DED la


First time in my life having a tuition not for my languages.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009