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Train of Random Thoughts


I'm growing old.
so i'm gonna spice up the contents of this blog.
one of the best compliments. translated from chinese.
his actions and behavior is way more matured than he is. he can look 17 but he is 19.
but most people guess that im 19 or even 20. heck
oh right was supposed to spice up the contents.
sex is good, but sex with someone you love is awesome.
morning blowjobs is like a trip to heaven.
threesome is probably every guy's fantasy.
i will be 17 next week. (oops did i slip this reminder in on purpose?)
i want that $12/hour job man wtf.
sex sells, shall be my rule number one in my arsenal of marketting strategies.
.

jump jump jump!


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Saturday, January 30, 2010

ok noted

things worth noting :
1pm-9pm is a stupid shift to work.
flying rolls of scotch tape HURTS LIKE HELL
people get high moments before they fall sick.
my SONY VAIO IS DAMN FUCKING CHIO LA !
My heart sometimes beats as fast as incredible hulk, yes frigging 180bpm!

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

half pants. i cant wear em.

this morning i saw this guy wearing the half pants. his legs were shaven, or he just didn't have to hormones to grow any. anyhoo i saw him again at night.

then i thought to myself. those pants. i can never pull it off. because its meant for girls to show off their legs. and if you got hairy legs, don't wear em. if your leg is hairless, it just makes it look even more femanine. so i don't know why in heavens are people wearing that. maybe its just me (i use this sentence so it won't sound like an insult but i am)

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Zhen Zhong Mushroom Head.

Went to get my haircut today, i told him to FREESTYLE. and he did. he turned my thick mushroom head. to a ZHEN ZHONG MUSHROOM. HE GAVE ME BANGS

wanted to dye my hair, but apparently it was too dark to capture the colour, so i'll have to wait.

why? because i dyed it DARK BROWN. and apparently it just looked black.




this was during the ecp outing, me and tian hoe tried to focus our blowing power on ONE water bottle. WE MANAGED TO PUSH IT LIKE 3 inches. DON"T PLAY PLAY. BAND + DANCE.


and. HAHHAHA

ps. i know i update little. shall make it an effort to blog 2-3times a week at least :O

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

MRS TEO I LOVE YOU!

Seoul garden yesterday. with the original 6/9.

brought back memories. hella fun. everyone changed, looks, perspective, style and SIZE

notice the font colour, notice the clothes.

the boy whos going perth. gets pointed at.

please notice my SD cap!


mrs teo, CHOOSE NOW OR DIE.
(pics above, credits to KC)

this pic, credits goes to the creator and eric. i laughed for a whole 5 minutes looking at this one.




also cycled today, everyone had a bruise after that. especially ah ma and ivan, but the champion of blood losing goes to ah ma. ( WHO STILL HAS MY WATER BOTTLE )

NOTES to self,
never cycle in the afternoon at ecp. hot as hell.

till next time. FIRE BURNING FIRE BURNING -hums hums hums-

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

SESSION!

plan plan plan plan plan!

IMPROVE IMPROVE IMPROVE IMPROVE IMPROVE!

work work work work work.

dance dance dance dance dance.

session session session session sessioned! with wh today.

i got to learn how to start lying. i felt that i have tarnished my first impression everytime i answer that question. such a bitch

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

tong tong your mother la

hi. i'm annoyed.

my previous episode working near christmas at takashimaya was as irritating as talking to dafy duck without an umbrella.

they played "mommy kissing santa clause" 6 times a day. 3 different versions!

and one of the version was sung by some old guy. HOW DOES HE "CREEK" downstairs to peek? AND HE STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER? LOSER.


And my current nightmare is no longer christmas songs. BUT EFFING CHINESE NEW YEAR SONG. TONG TONG TONG YOUR MOTHER LA TONG.


if i were the customer shopping there i would trash their speakers, go to customer service and write a complain letter about their playlist.

personally i like robinson's NORMAL playlist. they play pop songs but resung by broadway singers. those are good music.

BUT WTF LA TONG TONG TONG QIANG. i smack your face.
here's a picture of me seeing only my hair. i tittle this "HAIR".

ps. the picture is to distract you from my abrupt ending. the end.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

pay collection.

hi updating.

basically went to get my pay. -not planning to reveal the sum-

so the rest of the day was a bomb. (i mean who isn't happy on pay day?)

teo heng was fun.

i know i can't sing. but i love singing. don't blame me. don't kill me. just cover your ears and bare with me.

JaE is a bitch. 12 choices WTF MAN WORSE THAN PRIMARY to SECONDARY school.

i ran out of things to choose by the 5th box. started to anyhow.

mass comm, hsm, last 3 choices are JCs. lOl. if i end up in a jc. the jae is fucked up. but if they ever read my blog. they'll fuck me up.

a pity. they can't be bothered. wheres our rights in free speech? must i watch my every word or prepare my ass for some serious sue-ing?



ps. let me hao lian my results abit ah.
I had no geography textbook. my previous encounters with social studies had always been redmarks.

I GOT A FRIGGING A2 FOR MY COMBINED HUMANCE.

SOMEONE CALL ME GOD NOW

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

i'm a typical SINGAPOREAN.

go to singapore poly, go to ngee ann poly, reach temasek poly by 3pm. stay for jam and hop.

i did that all. i did that all in one day. im an achiever.

why go so many poly? im not interested in NP nor SP actually. i just wanted their goodie bag. typical? not enough. PRIZES. managed to get an SP t-shirt too. then went to TP and took like 2 goodie bags. since they had 5k goodie bags left for the last day. they had many to give away. Basically i only took the bags for the NESCAFE. the rest of the things inside are pretty useless vouchers that requires you to spend money. boohoo. which reminds me i have yet to use my 10 dollar popular voucher from tprawks.



anyway jam & hop was rather lousy. i think andrew chow is getting old alr lah. TAYLOR SWIFT? really? COME ON? country and party. NO LINK. you expecting us to do a cowboy jig for you ah?


results on monday. GG LAH

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

M.I.A

sorry been missing for quite some time.

my schedule from mon to wed was.

work chalet work chalet work chalet work...

chalet was awesome. pillow fights in the dark.

cycling from pasir ris to ecp. is ridiculously fun.

flying kite has been a failure without wind. but we managed to keep the kite like 25m above the ground for half an hour.

first train from kembangan is lmfao.

jump shots are pwnage.

our... "treatment" to every guy. gayshitass.






work just got way better. feel that i have 'settled-down' at robinsons. i really hope my manager doesn't transfer me again =(

Wei long, jasmine. my kopi buddies. kopi kia and kopi bor.

then we have that sick cashier guy who aims for 8 points in l1r5 WTF BITCH!

and the other cashier girl at the other cashier who never seem to get enough sleep everyday.

manager gave me more work to do too. i prefer it this way. i won't get bored easily.

getting called japanese/korean more often. motivational shit!!!



to be updated with more pictures.

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Saturday, January 9, 2010

Everyone's doing it! SO WHY NOT?

that is the typical singaporean behavior. So WHY NOT?

since i'm gonna make a resolution sooner or later anyway. And i'd probably don't got the time to blog anytime after today.

HERE was my 2009 resolution.

So far, i think i don't think i kept to my resolutions very well in 2009. especially number 3. and i hope i can get number 4. which is QUITE impossible. unless we're talking about l1r4. i might still have hope =/


have been saying yes more often this year. less computer games (only happened recently) quite amazed that people use the word INACTIVE to describe me. im getting better.


so anyhoo, i think its time for me to make THIS YEAR"S RESOLUTION! because at work. i've met many interesting people. and have been advised to plan.

fail to plan, plan to fail eh?

i mean, who would thought that chao ah beng has an A level degree?


2010. what's it gonna be?



just like last year. im gonna DANCE my ass off. if i am serious about performing at the esplanade some day.


i shall be called NATHAN from now on. thats right you heard me. NATHAN LIU IS THE NAME. MAKING NOISE. IS MY GAME.


i would like to fall in love again, maybe within the next 3 years, before i go in ns. but we'll see how this goes.


have a more solid plan for my future. right now is probably a very blurry mosaic. gotta plan things out.


and finally, i shall get over my biggest insecurity this year. (IM NOT CHEENA HOR IT ELL YOU)


happy new year.

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Sunday, January 3, 2010

Not so happy new year.



2010 WOO. 17 this year. sounds so old. in fact it sounds older than 18. i don't know why.

anyhoo. i was merrily going for work today.. at least. that was until i boarded the bus...

-smiles to myself.. boards the bus-
-taps my e-z link card-
BEEP
WTF!?!??!
ONE BEEP? did i hear ONE BEEP?
-calms myself down, walks to a seat-
-tells myself the machine was spoilt or my hearing was-
-oh look tampines-
-alights-
-taps card-
-BEEP-
on the screen it shows 8.80 left.
WTFKNNBCCB
gg. im being charged adult fare. this new year sucks balls

at least i spent it with them. it was better :D

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Saturday, January 2, 2010