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Pain.
pain comes in two distinct forms, physical and psychological. Pain may come in multitudinous forms, and may be executed in many different ways.
physical pain, can be inflicted by people, through accidents, created from sheer carelessness and more essentially, pain can be self-inflicted. And yet, people inflict pain upon themselves through means like slitting their wrists or engaging in vigorous and dangerous activities, in seek of this feeling which seems to secrete joy. This pain may also help some people "forget" their problems, to alleviate them from their stress. However it has never been the solution. Frequently, self-inflicted in public is usually followed by a rain of embarrassment and humiliation. Accidental self-inflicted pain often gets laughed upon, as they depict unfortunate mishaps and clumsiness, the usual material for a comedy. However most of these physical sufferings and distresses are often endurable compared to psychological pain.
Psychological pain, being mental and emotional suffering and torment. It is almost always comes in the forms of heartbreaks. Such pains have caused lost in many lives, and such lost in lives results in further griefs, sorrow and pain, the cycle continues. Such torments, unlike physical are not instant, neither do the hurt you for that instant. These sufferings are built up over time, usually in relationships sparked by the emotion, love. From parental love, to love birds, from friendships to companionship. Catalysed by insensitivity, such untreated pains torment you for life. They are undesirable but they stick on you like leeches to your flesh.
Pain has proven itself useful but i think many agree with me that pain, is an unwanted suffering that has no need of existence in this world. However in this cruel and damned world, us being human beings, are ill-fated to live with emotions with the absence of choice.
Other forms of pain that are not appropriate for this composition attempt.
pain in the butt.
pain in the ass.
pain in the bum.
in other languages:
tia di kar ceng yi dao. ( hokkien )
tong zai pi gu ( chinese )
lalalalalalalala ( some language that if i say it i'll get sued )
in a sentence
xiang hao is a pain in the butt.
and heres my previous attempt at self-infliction of pain to seek calmness in the mind
Random Rant. Wednesday, September 30, 2009
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Pokemon is Gay
as the title suggests,
let me share with you guys something about pokemon.
the word pokemon, originates from 2 words, poke. and mon.
poke actually means. to proud someone. to push with something POINTED
and the word mon, is a prefix of MONster.
and for those of you who has ever played pokemon, i'm sure everyone agrees that the pokemons you catch, are known as the MONSTERS.
all in all, putting the 2 words of origin of the word POKEMON. we now understand that pokemon is a homo-momo cartoon series, created to corrupt the minds of little children and also hence the increasing number of gays, lesbians and homos in the society.
Don't blame teachings. blame television.
ps, my dragonite is now level 65!
Random Rant. Sunday, September 27, 2009
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stop making me think
is it too stupid to ask whats wrong?
i hate the need to reflect on my self doings.
i hate trying to do the wrong things and end up doing them halfway and feel guilty and sorry about them.
i hate that part of me that of me that brings me back to who i am.
conscious. they call it?
i call it annoyance and a pain in the butt.
if you're reading this, and this might be a really late reply, but i didn't meant for that happened to happen. im no demontor. I want forgiveness. i want the chance to make amends. The way you're slaughtering yourself isn't the way to solve problems. fool.
and i cigarettes. and i make no exceptions.
Random Rant. Saturday, September 26, 2009
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hi blog. i've got a new pwnage chair that makes me feel like a king yo, too bad i don't got a webcam and a microphone, if not i'll be able to snap instant pictures of it and post it for you guys to see! ( IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD BE NICE ENOUGH TO BUY THEM FOR ME. OHOH AND I NEED A HEADPHONE TOO)
i nerded today. awesome !
condo lady : Where is the water cooler?
me replying : Oh there isn't any.
me thinking : you can come by my house to get a drink if only you were 10 years younger!
Random Rant. Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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CAR DI NAL SIN
hi people. hi blogger. hi world.
o levels in a month. prelims were shitty. post prelims were awesome, but had just filled me with guilt.
For those who went to play LAN, say i. For those who went to attempt to play para para and ddr like a pro, say i. FOR THOSE WHO THINKS THAT, THEY ARE SO FOOKING SCREWED FOR O LEVELS. SAY I!!
i.
so i think i need to reflect on my past few days of activities. and at LEAST find something useful or meaningful of what i've done, so that i'll feel less guilty.. maybe if i fuck a bunch of WHALES i'd get cleared of my sins ( whales also mean fat and fucked up girls ).
so yea. lets see what i've learnt.
-sebestian's wallet still smells like the sewage
-xfire charges 50cents extra if you start later than you friends. WTF.
-para para is only fun if you act zai and use hip hop, locking and popping to hit the sensors.
-DDR IS WORSE THAN RUNNING 2.4.
-Check yes juliet can be acted out.
and finally. the most important lessons i've learnt?
-GREAT BALL IS BETTER THAN ULTRA BALL IN CATCHING HO-OH!
*update*
happy belated birthday jonas
 thats right. baby steps :D
Random Rant. Sunday, September 20, 2009
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pokemonmonmonmon the journey has begun
damn. i have been so productive. during the holidays. Like an adventure man! i rode bicycles! CATCH FISH! GET INTO FIGHTS. THATS THE LIFE MAN
i tell you ... POKEMON IS DAMN FUN LAH OMG!!
i named my bayleef BITCH
i named my dratini WEI HAO cuz he used to love dragons or smth :O
i named my red garados XIANG HAO BECAUSE. xh is like a magicarp, nub but got potential
i named my Butterfree Hui wen i ran out of names.
i named my TOGEPI DONNERVAN <-- one of my most proud of named name.
BUT I PLAN TO NAME!!
SNORLAX --> LOK YONG
SLOWBRO --> A1 these 2 speaks for itself.
TYRANITA --> SHENG HAO ( HIS A FRIGGING TYRANT IN CLASS )
and a few others i can't think of right now.
Random Rant. Monday, September 14, 2009
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THE BBQ
hi im here to blog about THE BBQ. as promised.
HAHAHA. we had many contenders for zheng xun's spot for the lamest joker! And of cuz i've already told you about my not-so-drunk incident.
DID I MENTION HOW I AM STILL BEING PESTERED BY STEPHANIE ABOUT IT? NO? well. she makes me go like this...
 incase you can't see im drawing circles. oh and i love the slogan on wei hao's shirt. anyway i'm not gonna flood you guys with the boring process of how we made the bbq happen. but just gonna talk about the highlights.
- i pwnt in soccer.
-i pwnt in basketball.
-i pwnt in swimming( cuz only 3 ppl went in.. me jose wei hao)
-i pwnt the cheena PDA couple.
yeah i know enough of me.
ALSO.
-girls play soccer like this.
THEY WALK AFTER THE BALL...
OH WAIT SOMEONE KICKS IT!
wait for it...
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wait for it..
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OMG AHHH SCREAM -squats on the floor- + -covers the head-
they play basketball like this.
THEY WALK AFTER THE BALL...
OH WAIT SOMEONE PASSES
wait for it..
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wait for it..
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OMG AHHH SCREAM -squats on the floor- + -covers the head-
AWESOME.
on another note. xiang hao took jose's camera and went around cam whoring with everyone.
 i look SHIT in this picture. but the highlights are wei hao's 6 dwarfs. YES i'm trying to market him. renting him at 50 bucks for 2 hours. any takers? AND TODAY. tuition class. since mr JUN PING was late. we decided to sing korean songs that we do not understand and camwhore.  in order. jing, jing, SHIT I FORGOT HIS NAME, zoey.  lee jing reminds me of someone. ack. AND LASTLY. LOOK WHAT THE CAMERA GIRL DID!!!  i swear this picture would pass for a butch/ahlian anytime. epic.
Random Rant. Wednesday, September 9, 2009
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guilty pleasures.
BBQ-DED with half the 4r2 ppl + tl and derrick AND WH(almost left out this one)
but thats a story for another time. (like tml or smth when i get the pichas)
i just got back and im really spent.
but i figured i had to write(or type) this post or i won't be able to sleep.
First of all.
superficiality, damnit. i fell for a girl just because of a dream. i'm dumb. why couldn't i bring myself to tell myself that it is personality and compatibility. Why couldn't i see that it was short skirts and tight tops that make a relationship work? oh did i say that? im sorry i meant KINDNESS AND WILLINGNESS TO COMMIT ! :D (btw commitment is almost a vulgarity to me)
the other thing is ...
guilty pleasures? i wish.
it's about time i wrote this post, or this apology letter i suppose. don't be surprised if i more disheartened about losing a friend like you than losing a girlfriend. Because its true. One thing i've learnt in all my life is that, boy/girlfriends come and go. but FRIENDS stay with you forever.
And, i know i lost your trust, and i may never get it back, because like a broken vase, even if its glued back together, its never the same. I don't think i'm very good with apologies, but it's worth a shot. i'm sorry jyjh.
Random Rant. Tuesday, September 8, 2009
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4 words game.
Hi i'm playing a 4 words game on my facebook profile
<--- link.
it is quite a fun and witty game until xh plays it. ( he really sucks at it cause he can't count )
and in a week i'm gonna do a compilation but so far we have...!
Today i went to the beach to have my clothes stolen by a lecherous little girl she was short with crooked yellowish teeth holding vegetables in between and breath that smelt like liu jings dirty mouth HA HA HA HA and at that moment i want to eat too so i took my special weapon out to make myself more handsome but ended up i LOOK LIKE XIANG HAO which is totally self-delusional . . . . and totally a liujing(BY XH AGAIN HE CAN"T COUNT) which scare the girl till she nearly fainted and ended up in my bed as i tried to rescue her by untying her shoelace and removing her clothes bit by bit admiring what little that is her toes that are black as charcoal as round as grapes so i started sucking harder each time round till she started moaning that was when a puppy that came in join in the fun! thus we had a threesome until michael jackson started moonwalking into the limelight and we stay mesmerized while continuing doing what sucking has to cause that dog to lick the toes and start singing Christmas chorus everyone was flabbergasted when...
Random Rant. Saturday, September 5, 2009
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emomomomomo
i don't want to chase no more. i've lost the stamina. I've been scared with bad girl-woo-ing experience. My last attempt was not worth it, and thus i no longer got the steel nuts to do any of the things i did.
each time i am left alone, exiled from society, i would become so pessimistic. It beats me how i become so encouraging around others. My journey to self-realisation is barely half way through. need more emo time, gonna go do some walking in parks... HAH like i could move my bum to do so!
catching is no fun if you can't catch up
Random Rant. Wednesday, September 2, 2009
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