DAY 2 . STILL NO KICK. but i should watch my words because tml is the last NO KICK paper. and im screwed for the rest of the 2 weeks. damn. just get it over with already...
anyhoo. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED? JUN PING ( our tuition teacher) got frigging locked out of the tuition centre. IT DOESN"T SOUND VERY ROFLMAO YET BUT GUESS HOW WE CONDUCTED THE LESSON ANYWAY? i think this is a pretty pwnage way to conduct lessons. we had to squeeze our textbooks through the gates so he could see them. ohoh he also squeezed his pathetic little hands through to point at the images.
this is a classic case of PWNT.
anyway, mr kwan drove down to open the door. when he got here. guess what he said? MR KWAN: Oh guess what? i forgot to bring the keys EVERYONE: LOL WTF LOLOLOLOL MR kwan: just kidding. EVERYONE : WTF.
audience: PWNT!
we got screwed by some 30 yo married man. FO(our)L!
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
son of a peach!
MONDAY IS ENGLISH O LEVELS.
guess what was i doing?
WATCHING LOTR. HURRAY
i got scammed, i thought it was the whole thing. damnit they cut halfway. i want see legolas shoot the elephant lahh..
doing all the wrong things at the moment. what i should be doing, is at least typing in accurate English, and not include words that should never appear in the English dictionary.
everybody's mugging, and when they talk, they talk about post exam activities.
i was thinking about post exam activities when they were thinking about the mugging.
now im thinking about when the hell is this o level ever going to end.
pfft. and finally my word of wisdom.
YOGURT. Random Rant.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
MOODY
ever got caught by your parents when you're watching porn? ever got caught walking out of the handicap toilet with your girlfriend? ever walked up on stage with your zipper opened?
put those feelings today. thats what im feeling now. reality is a cruel peach Random Rant.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Liu Jing's Flowchart of Decision Making to chase a girl!
its really good to have a saved draft-blog. i can just whip the material out to entertain you guys and save time in times like these. be entertained while i go study (:
ladies, and gentlemen, i got really, really, bored and so now i present to you!
Liu Jing's Flowchart of Decision Making to chase a girl! (or could be used for the opposite sex, you just need to alter the words here and there, but it could be done )
I think im not gonna post the flow chart because the power point slide one lacks details (bcuz its really troublesome to do it on power point) and also, my draw sucks.
but whether or not to WOO a guy/girl. Really lies in these few questions really.
-disclaimer- i'm no love guru, im just bored and sharing my thoughts about making the right choice in life.
1)st of all - Is he Or she ATTACHED? yes? no? frankly this thing really didn't matter to me a few months back. But come to think of it, it really does. If he/she is attached. Is she happy? now this is really important because if he/she is, you DON'T, i repeat you DO NOT want to break them up. because karma will fuck you inside out and upside down. But nevertheless, if the boy/girlfriend is treating her really badly. feel free to make him/her feel miserable and woo his/her boy/girl.
so after reading that, and you have not said no. Continue reading. If not, jump directly to DO NOT GO AFTER HIM/HER.
2)nly, is he/she attractive to you? face it guys, this is reality. looks does matter. But no, he/she don't got to look like prince charming or Megan fox, but they have got to be acceptable and pleasing to your eyes. (note you're gonna be staring at them for at least twice a week) so make a good decision! It doesn't necessarily got to be looks, singing, dancing or weird talents like scratching their face with their feet can all be taken into consideration!
3) Now that you have found mr/mrs hotty hot hotty, Ask yourself this. Now this is the most vital of the questions...
are you ready?
ARE YOU SURE?
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SURE ABOUT THIS?
okay heres the question... ( GOT YOU THERE DIDNT I? HAHAHA ) do you love her? is there chemistry? can you relate? (i know i said the question, but theres actually 3. i'm sorry for lying, but that's just life )
because it really just ain't right to like someone for just the superficial reasons, sure megan fox can be hot, but you might just end up quarreling about where to put your couple tattoos, on the ass? on the toes? on your nostril?
with that, i leave you guys to think, to ponder, about where the hell to get your tattoos.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
1 month to go!
oh shit oh shit. less than 2 weeks till the start of Os. and i'm thinking about dance nov 6th, nov 18th, nov 20th, nov 22nd
WTF WTF WTF.
things to do
-choose a song for the audition on nov 6th -do work. -practice for prom night -do work -buy prom stuff -do work
did i mention do more work?
sorry for the short blog posts. i needa rush to tuition now.
if im late..... well... nothing happens. im just late thats all. but still its never good to make people wait right? :D TOO DA LOO
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Thursday, October 15, 2009
Go the Distance.
just a little some some. beautiful song.
i miss old disney movies, they just don't make them like this anymore. Old not as in mickey mouse old, i thought mickey mouse was nonsense. i meant classics like Hercules, Pork ah hunter, little mermaid, lion king not to mention hunch back of the nothrowdumb. etc.
they are much more meaningful than the nonsense you see on the bigscreen these days, not meaning to flame miley, i didn't watch that so i can't really comment. but in general.
new disney movie lacks the magic, lacks a little pixie dust, it lacks awesomenest.
its not just the story line that made the oldies so magical, its the music and the tiny details that brings these fantasies to life. i have watched most of the oldies at least 3 times, and i plan to watch them over again after O levels.
and a tip when blogging, don't listen to lady gaga live when you're blogging. Even though shes hot and has a superb range of vocals, her acoustic versions are weird... and they make you lose your train of thoughts. i gotta start blogging properly...
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
accidentally.
falling in love accidentally is the most magical feeling. its no shallow random thought of mine. neither is it a deep analyzed deep thought (which many people deny the existence of) of mine.
it is a fact
This is just my 2 cents. but love can't be forced can it? and why the hell would you want to force yourself to love someone at the age of 16? its not like you're in need of cold hard cash, and you need to make yourself like a rich and fugly opposite sex to satisfy your spending needs.
i have completely lost my train of thoughts. and im too lazy to save this and work on this again.
poof.pro art.
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Thursday, October 8, 2009
Attitude.
Here are some things that pulls me out from the orifice superficiality.
Even though i love pretty girls. One thing that goes beyond the face and the hair would be the attitude. I love an attitude, attitude is like the 5 marks that makes the difference between and A1 and An A2.
she could love everything everyone else does, strawberries and radio music. Or she could love durians and cutting fingernails in the rain. Abnormalities are what makes people special. This uniqueness catches my attention.
when i say hi, she can wave back like everyone else. or she could say fuck off, that just makes me more interested in her. Its the different reaction that makes one so special and ever so different from the others.
there are a million and one things everyone does everyday. Walking, talking, singing, picking their noses. But there are a zillion and one things to do them differently. And we should all take some time to appreciate these mild differences in our life.
She can try so hard to be different from everyone else. or she can be herself whom is already so special.
the next time you pick your nose.. look at the mirror, go slow, make sure you get out every booger. scrutinize and admire that moment. That's called appreciating the abnormalities.
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009
awe
as i board the bus, i wafted a good mix of scents. Ranging from durians to abolone, from chocolate to kaya paste. It was all the different brands of mooncakes you could buy. And as the bus moved on, you see people walking on the streets trying to lit their lanterns in the rain. These nubcakes forgot to bring an umbrella. I then thought to myself, mooncakes... plus lanterns... do you guys know what month it is!?@#?
YES TATS RIGHT! SO SMART OF ALL OF YOU!
its time to enjoy people celebrating mooncake festival while we mug and mug and mug for our exams. i hate this bullshit =.= POTM 90 years later. credits -> yj
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Sunday, October 4, 2009
Graduation.
woo i graduated! but graduation day was boring as hell. only happening thing was the school song which i shouted throughout the whole song for the first time. and also the camwhoring after that. p.s you're welcome mr baka! I LOVE YOU :D
lets go on to discuss other things shall we.
Today after listening to some people's problems. i can't help but to be thankful.
i'm thankful that i have not gotten any girl pregnant. i'm thankful i have parents who supports me. i'm thankful i'm able to count to 10 with my hands. i'm thankful i don't think that rainbow drops onto the floor.
there are just so many things that i have to be thankful for i can't finish if i had to list them down.
i guess we really are well protected from the cruel side of the world.
what causes us pain, is being faced by people everyday. we take for granted what is luxury to others. And that, is exactly what life is about.
Life is unfair. But i'm just glad life's positively unfair for me.
If you're wondering why i have not bhb-ed. im trying to earn myself a bubble tea.
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