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SurealRants.

lets just start off on a happier note before diminuendo-ing (is that even a word?) to my current mood.

went out with haoS, Ada, HM, ERNEST, hw & esther (these 2 practically didn't exist). to watch alvin and the chipmunks.

why on earth did i agree to watch that movie? everytime they start singing my hair stands up. Not in a good way.

anyway we were playing pictionary man(proudly sponsered by ADA).. and guess who i was drawing?
TOO EASY RIGHT?
anyone could tell that those were the power puff girls and thats the mayor. . .

...

heh..

..

on a more depressing note, was reading my private blog which isn't updated frequently. and the writing style is completely different ( as if i have a particular writing style). But yeah, here's a small quote.

curse blowjobs.
curse sexual intercourse
curse o levels ( TO BE EASY )
curse my ability to humour myself when im feeling low



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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

#150 Leslie Conned Us Out

Today, leslie lied to us. he told us that there was free dinner. asshole. end up we had to eat 5.50 fish beehoon/rice (which was probably the cheapest meal you can get at ion )

was about to suggest TAKA staff canteen, unfortunately im the only one with a pass. ahwell $2.50 wanton mee in town pwns ass!



then at night on our way back from bedok 85, saw a girl that madly resembles someone i knew, didn't bother looking at her until wei hao pointed that out. well.. i'm not sure why i pointed that out, perhaps because i was supposed to feel disturbed or something. but i didnt.

anyway enough of that emo momo stuff.

i was not paid to advertise this shop. but it is AWESOME.

they sell DOPE limited edt shoes. and advertise them like THAT...


HOW DOPE IS THAT? BIKINI AND NIKE DUNKS OR ADIDAS SNEAKERS. DOPE SHIT. they even sell T shirts with the advertisements HAHAH. dope shit ass

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Monday, December 28, 2009

better than expected.

Christmas. better than expected went to watch sherlock holmes with ada and ying hui.

awesome shit. the Author is a genius.

anyway. the wedding of this lovely couple! (my cousin and his wife)

i was semi photographer that night.
heheh. 7 grand DSLR ( corrected by ying hui i said DSRL at first =/ )

I love these toys. they made everything i take look good. the shots were damn artistic. i could take a bow tie and make it look like a million dollar picture with the AUTO FUNCTION. damn kwelzxc.
and this is obviously my sister.
and i just like this picture cuz i look good in a bow tie. (which i was supposed to wear for prom)

ladies and gentlemen. please watch out for this tiny alcoholic.
my nephew ! WHOS NAME IS COINCIDENTALLY NATHANIEL . OH MY GAWD!
he drank like 2-3 glasses of red wine. holy shit. i hope his liver doesn't spoil by the time he reaches the legal age to drink.

anyway, while attending the wedding , i started thinking about alot of things. i know i told some people i won't be chasing anyone for a while. but wl eh. looking at their wedding phones.. i was JEALOUS. hella jealous. it was so sweet, and some were damn frigging romantic.

the moment i saw their photos on the cruise. IN MY MIND I WAS LIKE OMG AWW. 3 seconds later i was like humming to T-pain. IM ON A BOAT!


yes so anyway, it made me believe in love again. it made my heart tingle, itch.. it made me believe that true love just might be out there somewhere for me to find.


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Friday, December 25, 2009

My Not So Merry Christmas...

its christmas eve. i just came back from WORK<-- KNNBCCB
and its christmas tomorrow. and i still need to work <-- KNNBCCB


sucks looking at everyone going towards orchard road to celebrate as i sit in the train towards tampines instead. SUCKS.

i should be doing better things than working. i ruined my sweet 16. its okay at least i've got countdown to look forward to.


on a side note. i attended my cousin's wedding last night. it was very DIFFERENT. and inspiring. made me do a lot of thinking. shall blog on that another time when i get the pictures and stuff

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Photos Up

photos are always slow. anyway here are some photos at LOUD PARTY '09. Together with some captions added by yours truly. they are in no particular order. so put your imagination to good use.

but before that. please listen to my complaint...

IF SMRT WANTS TO BAN FOOD. SMRT SHOULD ALSO BAN PPL FROM DA BAOING ONTO MRT TRAINS LA! WHY? cause i was very hungry when i was on the mrt train today, then this asshole aunty come in with take away duck rice ( KNNBCCB ! ). YOU KNOW WHATS THE FELING ANOT? 1 hour train ride with the smell of duck rice right beside you. BUT YOU CAN"T EAT IT. i swear if we were allowed to eat on the mrt train, the aunty wouldn't see her duck rice already! ok that would be all. now photos of loud party 09.



didn't know they took a photo of this. but WOO AWESOME






JEWX + alvin GOGO

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Loud Avatar.

loud party on friday was wayyyy better than i expected it to turn out to be. Although the crowd was smaller, the people were more fun.

last year i was in the audience.
this year im in the programme!
next year i shall do even more!


Go korean fan of 4r5 you rock. hahahaha especially TL, KK and tikopeh king!



Also, avatar being a smurf rip off. is AWESOME!

a must watch.

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

The Pros And the Cons

pretty much enjoyed my first week working.

why? i get compliments!

sure i might get bored during the 8 hours. of standing there. sure sometimes i get ordered around.

but nothing beats a motivational compliment from a nus lecturer.


Small talk while sealing the deal. ( i only rmb the story line vaguely. but the compliment shall never exit my head )

Him : "So are you waiting to enter a university?"
Me : " no, actually i just finished my o levels"
Him : "oh, you just finished high school then?"
Me : -thinks awhile- "yes"
Him : -asks something about going poly/jc
Me : poly -rambles about how i can't tahan the workload in jc-
Him : "why not university?"
OK HERE IT COMES
Him : "because i think you're much better articulated than most Singaporean students and you should use that to your advantage!"
i love my life !

another compliment is..

-colleagues having a conversation about first impressions-
-someone points out that the new girl's face very black-
suddenly...
OK HERE IT COMES
"the first time i saw jing i LOVED him already!"
heh... heh... heh..

thanks for your attention. now i shall bask in my ignorance for the rest of the week

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

ridiculously muddleheaded

i just got a reminder about how careless, muddleheaded and forgetful i am.


i ALMOST lost a handphone. good thing its a cheapskate phone and then guy decided to return it. why did i say he didnt want to return it at first? because i called my phone and he REJECTED the call. _|_ HIM. but yet. THANK HIM for bothering to return the cheapskate phone i have.

im not worried about losing the phone. its the contacts. plus im really busy this 2 weeks. i can't spare much time to go to m1.

actually i have 2 other complaints. but i seem to have forgot about them all after i played blackshot. wooo blackshot FTW

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Monday, December 14, 2009

Le Creuset.

Hi. The promoter's badge did many things to me. If it were an item in maplestory or any RPG game. it'll probably look like that.


Promoter's badge +???

attraction of rich tai tais +10000000000
Repulsion of poor beg gars + 10000000000

-special-
attracts tons of unwanted attention and dumb people asking you the same questions such as "Wheres the service counter?"
and
"wheres the exit?"


yes. thats right. all of a sudden. i am like a walking tai tai magnet. they come to me and ask me questions that i have never heard of!

such as

"is this enameled?" ( I DIDNT EVEN KNEW WHAT IT MEANT SHIT)
or.
"how many testicle does a bull have? ( just kidding )

anyway. i don't mind the middle aged taitais around late 20s to mid 30s cuz they are HAWT. HAHAHAH =/ DONT JUDGE ME.

believe me i tried my very best not to look at the places they flash. to keep eye contact i had to look at their hair, i swear if i look longer i confirm kenna dian, sister-brother love would be my inevitable fate if i continue like that.


last but not least.

MY HAIR IS BLACK =(

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Suffering.

i hate last minute stuff. they are so annoying. and yet i never fail to obey. all because of money. money, CASH, CREDIT really keeps the world running.


received one of the most annoying phone calls today, job tomorrow. hair dye back(which i have not), shoes black(which i dont have), black pants no jeans(which i don't possess), black long sleeves(which i DO NOT HAVE) 11am at center/centre point.

The only thing that sold me out is. $7.50/hour.

what happened to a pre-scheduled training?


i hope i can manage my time. Pod party next friday.


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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

MUMMY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MUMMY! HEHEHEH

its been 16 years since you were my mother. and 19 years since you've been a mother. you've never been better!!!! I'm so glad that you're our mother and not anyone else. because, i know you love us, and yet you give us the freedom at the same time.

you may let us out all night, but you never fail to call and check on us! you may be the last mother to call me but you never fail to call! i know you're giving us freedom and loving us at the same time. and because of that. i love you mommy! :D

YOU THE BEST MOM !


you probably won't be reading this anyway! but HOPE YOU LOVE THE HARD LIQUOR ! ME AND JIE JIE WANTS A MEI MEI. *HINTS HINTS*




on a side note... went for a job interview and performed at the unclassified two days ago. it was... worse than prom? lawl. but nonetheless it was experience gained. Alvin's speech was inspiring. thought i'm not christian, i thought it was very meaningful. Yes i do have a dream, thought it has meta morphed from being a pilot to being a professional performer. it is still a dream.

i told wei hao this. One day. be prepared to receive tickets to see me perform at the esplanade. thats my dream.



Today, woke up frigging early in the morning (again) to go to Sentosa. I single handily buried xh and wh. Also i got some help in attempting backflips. crashed but the crash was fun. HAHA. WHO CARES ABOUT PLAYING IN THE RAIN WHEN YOU"RE ALREADY SOAKED FROM SWIMMING IN THE SEA?


PS. Case 39. NOT BAD A SCARY MOVIE. BUT ONLY FOR MILD HORROR FILM WATCHERS. i think hardcore horror film watchers will find it very normal. i thought it was scary, at least... scarier than the lousy christmas carol movie.

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Dancing.

PSSST. As promised.

but ps. its 2 beats off sync, but it still looks nice. HAHAH OH AND ALSO CANNOT SEE MY FACE. I WAS TOO LAZY TO GET A 2ND SHOT. AH WELL ENJOY.




also check out my new Ang mor name and korean names!
Nathaniel Liu ( sounds like a hot ang mor that i am NOT )
Kim Yeoong Jing ( lmfao this pwnts )

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009